Striped Bird-Legged Pants and Plug Hat

Some Funny Shaped Washers

Spring Is a Few Storms Off

A Sled-Load of Excited Little Ones

Religious Folk with Good Intentions

Looking and Giggling and Hoping

Drooling Would Begin

A Discriminating Old Geezer

Guess I Sound Like Old Scrooge

He Was a Damn Good Christian

Clattering Dishes and German Vocal Sounds

Won't Know Which Race to Cuss

Made to Order For Christmas Day

A Spoiled Brat Loads of Toys

Ladies Could Not Vote

A Bit of Pioneer-Like Usage

My...Relatives Called It 'Nydunga'

Mister, Are You Going to Kill That Kitty?

It Made a Guy Dizzy