Striped Bird-Legged Pants and Plug Hat

Some Funny Shaped Washers

Spring Is a Few Storms Off

A Sled-Load of Excited Little Ones

Religious Folk with Good Intentions

Looking and Giggling and Hoping

Drooling Would Begin

A Discriminating Old Geezer

Guess I Sound Like Old Scrooge

He Was a Damn Good Christian

Clattering Dishes and German Vocal Sounds

Won't Know Which Race to Cuss

Made to Order For Christmas Day

Ladies Could Not Vote

My...Relatives Called It 'Nydunga'

Mister, Are You Going to Kill That Kitty?

It Made a Guy Dizzy

Sincere Earth People