What His Inherited Genes Nudged

Striped Bird-Legged Pants and Plug Hat

Some Funny Shaped Washers

Both the Crooks with One Shot

Spring Is a Few Storms Off

A Sled-Load of Excited Little Ones

Religious Folk with Good Intentions

Looking and Giggling and Hoping

Drooling Would Begin

Backed Up and Dug a Mile of Holes

Santa...In His Learning Years

A Discriminating Old Geezer

Big Bend Country

Guess I Sound Like Old Scrooge

He Was a Damn Good Christian

Clattering Dishes and German Vocal Sounds

Won't Know Which Race to Cuss

Made to Order For Christmas Day

Ready To Be Driven and Steered

A Spoiled Brat Loads of Toys

Stay Away Chinook Winds

Ladies Could Not Vote

A Bit of Pioneer-Like Usage